Comments for Client Comments at http://www.funnyvet.com , comment 1 to 19 out of 19 comments http://www.funnyvet.com Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:04:10 +0100 FeedCreator 1.7.3 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-338 :D So funny!! Thanks for all the laughs!! :D - Melanie Crowell Wed, 07 Dec 2011 17:33:19 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-327 "Can I give my dog breast milk?" - Now that's a funny one. Makes me thinking why would anyone want to do that? - Kaylee Mon, 14 Nov 2011 01:20:12 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-325 This is usually not the place where we take anything seriously, but Gabriel Long asked this recently: "Problem a cat is brought in for: "He's sleeping a lot." When i was reading this I was wondering what vets say to this. Do they just look over them charge them, and say nothing is wrong, or do they say thanks for wasting my time have a good day." My answer: "You bring up a valid point, which I can only respond as to how I approach such things. While, yes, it can be a funny thing for a client to bring a cat in for considering cats can sleep 18 hours in a day (similar to the Boston Terrier that's brought in because he breathes funny - ie. like a Boston Terrier), I still approach it from the "is there something wrong?" point of view. You never want to just dismiss something as silly and I never consider it a waste of time. You take the temperature, do an exam, and history and depending on circumstances and age, etc. possibly offer bloodwork and such. The website is not meant to be anywhere near how we deal with things seriously, just on those things that are on the surface funny or are instinctually humorous or exaggerated. Thanks for your thought!" - Dean Scott Sun, 23 Oct 2011 02:55:21 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-304 This one was hilarious.... "Can I do anything for my dog when he's sick instead of bringing him to the vet?" Great site.... - Amandra Maria Sat, 03 Sep 2011 10:29:59 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-301 Very funny;D - forex robots Fri, 19 Aug 2011 08:52:56 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-283 hahhhahaha i died laughin at these musta taken you forever to put all these down! - queentorrent Wed, 13 Jul 2011 13:23:16 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-256 I wonder what some of those people do with their pet? They comments are so absurd that you worry about the pet. - auto insurance quotes Sun, 17 Apr 2011 01:11:25 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-253 (after a long debate, the client decided that she would allow us to take her sick dog's temp rectally, then she spit out this gem) "How do I need to treat him differently, now that he's gay?" - Dr Woof Wed, 30 Mar 2011 11:39:25 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-251 Here is my favorite conversation that I've had: Client: "My cat got spayed when she was 2 pounds, but I'm worried she might have gotten pregnant when she got out. Do you think she was too little for surgery?" Me: " The uterus is removed during spay." Client: "Well, I was just worried because she was so little." Me: "They don't grow back." Client: *relieved look* Good lesson to remind us all that not all of our clients are educated in the things that are so common to us. Thanks for the smiles :) - DrJ Tue, 29 Mar 2011 13:08:03 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-249 My personal favorite..."She's okay until she bites." - Michigan Dog Bite Attorneys Sat, 19 Mar 2011 14:58:16 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-215 I'm always a fan of folks calling to get their dogs their "bordello" shots and have them "spaded." I keep picturing garden implements as surgery tools, and that's just wrong. :) - Emily Tue, 07 Dec 2010 18:33:13 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-207 It is always great when one of our clients ask if they can get their dog or cat spayded - Meghan Sat, 23 Oct 2010 11:15:25 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-199 Great, this is so funny :)) - tony Wed, 18 Aug 2010 05:40:44 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-163 I love these... Here's one you forgot.... "If you shave a Keeshond, it will die." - May Sat, 23 Jan 2010 03:26:58 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-161 awesome website, great post. thank u! - Files Search Tue, 19 Jan 2010 09:36:58 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-103 At our clinic we have clients that come in and want "one of those distemperment shots" because the dog is getting mean! - Marilyn Wed, 30 Dec 2009 10:14:53 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-15 Here's a good one....my dogs can't have fleas because my yard is fenced in....... - Teresa Bagarozza Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:13:22 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-14 Great collection! ;D Here in Portugal pet owners frequently say that if you cut a dog's "beard" it will die. - diana Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:05:05 +0100 http://www.funnyvet.com/index.php/just-for-fun/client-comments#comment-10 All of these are quite fantastic!!! thanks for the laughs! -Chris - Chris Bello Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:05:07 +0100